I Never Dreamed I’d End Up Marrying A Perfect Freakin’s Wife But Here I’m Living The Dream Shirts
$23.95 – $44.95
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
- 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
- Topstitch ribbed collar; Taped neck with EasyTear™ label
- Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
Shipping Locations
Phinakistore currently ships exclusively within the United States. Unfortunately, we do not ship to the following:
Street or P.O. Box addresses
APO/FPO/DPO military addresses
Hawaii (HI), Puerto Rico (PR), Guam (GU), U.S. Virgin Islands (VI)
Shipping Rates
Free Shipping: Orders of $199 or more qualify for free standard shipping.
Standard Shipping Rate: Orders below $199 are charged a flat rate of $8.
Order Processing & Delivery Time
Our products are custom-made (Print-On-Demand), ensuring you receive high-quality, uniquely crafted clothing:
Production Time: 2–4 business days
Carrier Transit Time: 7–10 business days
The estimated total delivery time, therefore, ranges from 9–14 business days for standard service.
Order Cut-off Time
To ensure timely processing, orders placed by 5:00 PM (Pacific Time, PT) will be processed the same day. Orders placed after this time will be processed on the following business day.
Shipping Methods
We utilize trusted carriers including FedEx, UPS, and USPS to deliver your products safely and promptly.
Tax Policy
All orders are subject to a sales tax rate of 6%.
Eligibility for Returns
Items may be returned within 30 days from the delivery date. All returned products must be unused, unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition, with all original tags and packaging intact.
Non-Returnable Items
Due to the customized nature of Print-On-Demand (POD) products, certain items cannot be returned, including:
Personalized or customized items
Clearance items
Items marked as final sale
Reasons for Return
We accept returns for the following reasons:
Incorrect item received
Damaged or defective product
Unsatisfactory print quality
Return Shipping Costs
Damaged or Defective Items: Return shipping costs will be covered by Phinakistore.
Change of Mind/Other Reasons: The customer will be responsible for return shipping fees.
Return Process
To initiate a return:
Contact our support team via email at contact@phinakistore.com.
Provide your order number, reason for return, and supporting images if applicable.
Wait for our confirmation and return shipping instructions (typically within 2 business days).
Packaging Instructions
Please package returned items securely in their original packaging or an equivalent protective packaging to avoid damage during transit.
Return Address
All returns should be sent to:
Mywhy LLC (Phinakistore Returns): 2695 Sugarplum Dr, San Jose, CA 95148, United States
Please use reliable shipping services such as USPS, UPS, or FedEx to ensure safe and trackable delivery.
Refund Process
Refunds will be processed within 5 business days after receiving and inspecting the returned item. Refunds are issued through the original payment method (Stripe or PayPal). Funds typically appear in your account within 5 business days after the refund is processed.
Cancellation Policy
Orders can be canceled within 24 hours of placing your order. After this period, cancellations cannot be guaranteed due to the nature of custom orders.
Accepted Payment Methods
We accept the following secure payment methods:
PayPal: Quick, easy, and secure transactions through your PayPal account.
Stripe (Credit/Debit Cards): Accepting Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover for a smooth checkout process.
Payment Security
Your financial security is our priority. Phinakistore uses secure encryption (SSL) technology to protect your personal and payment information. We comply fully with Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI DSS) to ensure the utmost security. We do not store your credit/debit card details after the transaction is completed, ensuring your data privacy and security.
Payment Process and Confirmation
Upon successful payment, you will immediately receive an order confirmation email detailing your purchase and payment receipt. If you face any difficulties during payment or do not receive your confirmation, please contact us immediately at contact@phinakistore.com or by phone at +1(408) 269-9514 for swift assistance.
Charges and Taxation
All purchases are subject to a 6% sales tax as per applicable state law. The tax amount is clearly indicated during checkout.
Payment Issues
If your payment fails or encounters an issue, you will receive an email notification advising you on how to resolve the problem. Common reasons for declined payments include incorrect billing information, expired cards, or security checks by your payment provider. You can retry the payment or contact your financial institution for further clarification.
If the payment is unsuccessful due to technical or network errors, please retry after a few minutes or directly contact your payment method provider for assistance.
Refund Policy
For details regarding refunds, please refer to our comprehensive Refund and Returns Policy
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Roomy Unisex Fit
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
G240 Gildan LS Ultra Cotton T-Shirt
- 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
- Ash is 99% cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% poly; Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
G185 Gildan Pullover Hoodie 8 oz.
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
3516 LAT Ladies’ Fine Jersey T-Shirt
- 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
- Topstitch ribbed collar; Taped neck with EasyTear™ label
- Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Phinakistore
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